do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
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The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
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CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
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Colton Haynes, Lord have mercy.
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